Circular Logic

Dear Howard:
Are crop circles real?
- Clovis Folsom, NM

ANSWER:
That's a stupid question, Clovis, and a good one. Firstly, we must define our terms. What exactly do you mean when you say "real"? I think I can say that, according to the best research to date, some crop circles are at least as real as, say , the taste of your first Cadbury Dairy Milk. They sure don't taste like they used to. Not to me.
cheers. -Howard

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