Sunday, November 9, 2008

Circular Logic

Dear Howard:
Are crop circles real?
- Clovis Folsom, NM

That's a stupid question, Clovis, and a good one. Firstly, we must define our terms. What exactly do you mean when you say "real"? I think I can say that, according to the best research to date, some crop circles are at least as real as, say , the taste of your first Cadbury Dairy Milk. They sure don't taste like they used to. Not to me.
cheers. -Howard

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Joe Yoghurt asks...

Hey Howard!
Who's the fruit on the bottom?
-Joe Yoghurt, Ohio
You trying to be funny?

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Friday, October 31, 2008

What's really important?

Dear Howard,

What's the most important thing people do?

-Apu Janiseed, Mumbai


Get food. Until that's taken care of we have no other business.


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